have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

(Source: sunndogg)


mutant and proud.

insp. [x]

(Source: sherlyyholmes)

bowel-city:

girlfriend: babe, come over.

me: I ain’t got a car.

girlfriend: but my parents aren’t home.

me:

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greetings:

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need


(Source: myfriendisaac)

hungarian:

*touches textbook*

*absorbs knowledge*

beyoncesasshole:

awolcas:

awolcas:

awolcas:

awolcas:

awolcas:

a rANDOM GUY JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND STARTED PLAYING XBOX I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE I’M JUST IN THE CORNER I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS I’M HERE?

UPDATE: HE KNOWS I’M HERE HE ASKED WHERE THE REST OF OUR GAMES ARE

I’VE CHALLENGED HIM TO A SINGSTAR BATTLE THIS FUCKERS GOING DOWN

HOT DAMN HE CAN SING

WE’RE BEST FRIENDS NOW

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(Source: cvintbarton)