have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
girlfriend: babe, come over.
me: I ain’t got a car.
girlfriend: but my parents aren’t home.
people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need
a rANDOM GUY JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND STARTED PLAYING XBOX I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE I’M JUST IN THE CORNER I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS I’M HERE?
UPDATE: HE KNOWS I’M HERE HE ASKED WHERE THE REST OF OUR GAMES ARE
I’VE CHALLENGED HIM TO A SINGSTAR BATTLE THIS FUCKERS GOING DOWN
HOT DAMN HE CAN SING
WE’RE BEST FRIENDS NOW